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Oct. 7th, 2004 @ 10:24 am The Point of Obsession.

Dear Ms. Advice,

I have a little bit of a problem.  There's this girl I really like, but I don't think she likes me back.  I mean, I really like her, maybe even to the point of obsession.  What can I do to get her to like me?

XXXX


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Dear XXXX,

Frankly, if someone doesn't like you, there's not always a lot you can do to -make- them like you...without using underhanded tactics which will generally come back to bite you in the ass.

But, if you are interested in underhanded tactics that might come back to bite you in the ass, read the following two books:

1) Mind Manipulation: Ancient and Modern Ninja Techniques

2) The Art of Seduction

After that, check your hygene, your breath...and get a new set of clothes...

Then forget the girl, and find someone who likes you for you.

Kisses,
Ms. Advice
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Sep. 11th, 2004 @ 11:49 am Curious About BiCurious

hello ms. advice!
me and my friend have life jourals, and i looked on a
community shes in and she posted saying that he might
be bi, she kinda likes girls r something. that totaly
shocked me cuz i would have never known! i really dont
know how to act, or say to her. she dosent know i
know, but should i keep pretending i dont know? should
i tell her i dont care? i know how i say im for gays
and all that stuff but when u find out your best
friends bi it makes you a little uncomfortable, what
if shes acctacted to you are something?...oh i just
dont know...could u ive me some advice please?!


i'll give u cookies!


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Sep. 6th, 2004 @ 02:40 pm Bad Clothes
A Random LJer Wrote in a Random LJ:

our school is being gay and they changed the dress code to where we cna only wear plain clothes, and everyone is pissed off about it i want to change this, make them see its stupid, ive already gotten interviewed by a radio station about it, and i have no idea where i should start in making there ass's change teh dress code its a bunch of bull shit, no one even wears bad clothes at our school

where am i suppost to start


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Sep. 6th, 2004 @ 01:35 pm Giant Feet!
Ms. Advice,

I have giant feet. It is really quite embarassing, and I can never find shoes in my size. AND I AM ONLY IN THE 11th GRADE! Can you please, please, please help me?

Sincerely,
Bigfoot


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